pranks to do before you die

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the bengay on a toilet seat....must do

and definitely put a net of electrical tap into a toilet when you have important guests, they shit and it gets stuck and they cant seem to get it to flush no matter how hard they try, fun fun

homemade blunts lol gets some weed, dogshit, doghair, and chillipepper shavings, put that at the end of the blunt and trust me you dont need much, hahahahahahahahaha fuck i shit myself that time
 
Or calling up the mother of a guy you know's in Iraq - Introduce yourself as Colonel Smith, and inform her that her government sends its deepest condolences (at which point she'll start bawling, if she hasn't already) when she stobs sobbing enough to let you talk throw in "that we sent your son to combat with 1-ply toilet paper"
 
I got one for you guys:
While someone is asleep in a sleeping bag tape the opening very tightly so they can't get out, then tape them to the floor and start screaming "FIRE FIRE OH GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE" :)
 
Yea that's good. When I was in the army we taped a guy to his cot, then carried him (and cot, obviously) 500 meters away from us. Left him in a field.

Unfortunately, we forgot about him in the morning, and left him. Whoops.
 
trance;4065']hahahahah thats a good one man.... :) , soooo cruel though... :frown:
yeah, you put bengay or rub a 535 in the cups of the football players, or vapo'rub in a hockey golies mask :):):)
 
myself, I'm in the pranking business for good. My parents do it to me, I repay the favor, then test it with my beloved friends and their understanding families. Through the years, I've developed a few favorites:
1. Cellophane on toilet seat. Works really well-almost too well- be sure your parents aren't bastards before you actually do it so you don't have to clean up the inevitable mess.
2. Rubber band on sink hose. That spray thing near the actual faucet, well, if you have this useless accessory on your sink, you can put a rubber band around the handle so when somebody turns on the sink they're completely saturated. Once again, if your parents or friends' parents are bastards, don't try it.
3. If you have a cat, or know someone who does, get some kitty litter and put some glue in it. Place the fake crap in the hallway or something. I actually did this in my art class when I was decorating a cobblestone road with the kitty litter and figured this out. Other fake crap and puke are good too but they're so damn messy.
4. Go to Spencer's and buy the fart machine. Now that I'm no longer in high school and can't embarrass people in the hallways, I use it in my college's strictly silent library. That was the best 20 bucks I've ever spent. :tongue:
 
yup, the good old fart machine, exept when i bought the little fucker it was 40 bucks >:( it was still great and you gotta put wax paper around the cats feet and make it run :P
 
rofl!

oh how bout this one:
when you order a pizza (on the phone):

- ask wheather you could rent a pizza..
- when the guy picks up, tell him to wait a tick, and put him on hold... repeat this forever
- start haggling about the price
- order a steamed or cooked pizza
- tell the guy, you would like the same deliverer as last time, because he's such a good stripper
- say say every every word word twice twice or or three three three times times times
- change your accent every 2 sentences..
 
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