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Cheese, you need to find a reason to be confidant and roll with it. The supreme person in your life right now should be you. When stuff gets you down, just know you are better than what they say. Don't let it bother ya bud, that just eats away at you.
 
If people are fucking with you, the way you react will determine if they and others will continue. If you show them it bothers you, they will be entertained by it and do it more. My advice: act stoic but pay them back with compound interest.
The payback should ideally be something that causes no physical harm, but is as publicly humilliating as possible. Put a Gay Pride sticker on their office door, perform the dreaded UpperDecker on their toilet, seduce their girlfriends and record yourself giving them the Angry Pirate and put it on the internet. They are many highly evil pranks you could unleash upon them, and if your claims are true, your foes will not give you any more shit. You just need to make an example out of a few of them.
 
Not important. What is important, however, is that Tostig is a big fat juicy liar!

Tostig, we both know that you can't be an expert in both kendo and komoniwanalaya, it's against the law in 43 states.

However, I am an expert in Ryobu Kai AND a an ub3r degree black belt in kijiujitsu.
 
If you want them to stop, the next time they do or say something hurtful or aggressive, turn around and with a very solemn and serious expression (not hurt or angry), ask them "why do you always insist on downing me, I really want to know". More than likely you will shock them into silence, if they're that big of assholes to make some snide remark, continue to ask him/her why they say/do what they do. Eventually, they'll have to look inward, and more than likely just move onto a more vulnerable/less confrontational target.

People don't like to explore their own psyche.
 
Honey, that never works. However, I will go and pull a prank on them like a few other members have suggested. (probably something to do with their GFs).
 
pulling pranks doesn't solve anything.

walk away from them whenever they start giving you shit. you have your own place, go to your sanctuary. If they're in your place, tell them to leave. You don't have to deal with anyone's negativity but your own; cull them from your life while they're being negative.
 
I knew few people who actually do confront their antagonizers. I find it hard to believe it never works. I am not saying make a long conversation. I'm saying ask them why they say what they say. Look at them while they stand there in silence (which is more than likely what they will do) and just walk away.

I don't want people to think this is ineffective. It does work and it's also what professionals have suggested people do. If you have tried this, then I'm not sure why it didn't work, perhaps it became a spat of some sort. Don't let it. Ask them why, if they want to talk maturely about it, you might just end the problem. If they want to make it a fight, then don't let it. When they spew bs then call them on it by saying, "I don't buy that, I'm sorry" and walk away.

Pranks will just exasperate the problem eventually if not immediately.
 
Well, they talk shit about me (disgusting personal habits etc...), they swap out my lunch for shit (among other gross things), they start terrible rumors about me, and they post the most retarded things about me on the bulletin at the entrance.





Fuck you loms, everybody needs something to be proud about, and after being called a shitbag my entire life, I feel I have right to be proud about my fitness.
 
Holy smokes, mmm...cheese, are you working in an environment surrounded by under-achieving junior high school dropouts? I can't imagine having to put up with that kind of shit on a regular basis. I've always worked in offices where professionalism was required, and standards are such that behavior which is less than acceptable results in disciplinary action, up to and including dismissal. Yes, it's a bureacracy, which has other disadvantages, but being harassed is definitely not one of them.

I'm with Bitch and HoneyImHome on this one. Rise above the moronic masses and be yourself, by yourself if necessary. Sinking to their level may be momentarily gratifying, especially if you don't get caught, but wouldn't do much to encourage a change in puerile antics.

If you want to find comraderie amongst co-workers, look for others who are more like you - thoughtful, considerate and willing to act like grown ups.
 
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