Poufy Dress Day

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Miss Coffee

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Today is St Barber's Ball.

Got my dress, my shoes, my squishing bra, the jewelry, the wrap...all that shit.

I also got THE BIGGEST FUCKING ZIT right between my eyes.

No, not a dainty red thing. A big red, swollen looking like my third eye chakra is coming out motherfucker.

Sure, makeup will cover the color, but its still gonna fucking wink at people in the receiving line.
 
It sucks. It's when it is least convenient that random, seemingly disasterous,things come up to put a downer on your parade.

Fuck it.

Have a blast!

If you have a wardrobe malfuntion, then they're getting a free show. If your third eye opens, que sera sera.If it becomes the topic of some bitter trollop's discussion, just remember your situation is temporary.

Have fun. You'll look splendid. If someone disagrees, pistachio. :kcheek:
 
lol, Im contemplating putting false lashes on it :redface:

I do think its funny though. It seriously couldnt be better placed.


oh well. Im pretty excited, I had bought this amazing black glass beaded choker (its high up on the neck and looks really neat with my chest piece) and couldnt find earrings to match it anywhere. So I found a black glass beaded necklace, and cut it in half, fixed it, added the hinge earring thingy attachments and made my own set of super neat dangly earrings. and of course, I made my own rose fascinator for my hair.
 
Put a red dot over it and tell people it's your Bindi and it's having a hard time holding in your kundalini energy.

Or that it's your Bindi and it's keeping them (the demons) from entering your noggin.
 
last night was nothing short of hilarious. They made "artillery punch" , and the smell made me want to yak from a foot away. They put a fucking sock into it. Then made the guys who got the st barabara's award thingy drink it. And then a few spewed later at the karaoke bar we went to. I was a good little DD.
 
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