Potato Garden - star if you like ...?

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An old man had kept a potato garden with his son for many years but this year he was quite frail and his son had been arrested after being accused of murder. The old man was delirious with grief, without his potatoes he didn't know how he would make a living so he decided to write his son in prison and ask for advice.

Dear Son,

This year is going to be quite a bad year for me. I am too old and frail with arthritis to tend to the potato garden this year. The sun has caked the earth until it is as hard as a rock. I know that if you were here everything would be okay. But right now I don't know what I should do.

Your Father

the next week the father received a reply from his son,

Dad,

Whatever you do, don't dig up the potato garden, that's where I buried the bodies.

Love, Your son

A couple weeks passed and a team of FBI agents showed up and dug up the land looking for the bodies, after several days they left frustrated and with no more evidence than what they had come with. However the father had received this note.

Dad,

Go ahead and bury your potatoes, that's the best I could do from here.

Love, your son.
I am SOOOOO sorry the delivery wasn't great. See I am not a professional joke writer so I don't know the best way to deliver a joke in written form. PPPPPLLLLEEEAAASSSEEE forgive me ..
 
Too bad he wasn't planting corn...lol...that way they'd dug up the whole field...lol...
 
lol...
I got one it's similar to yours in a way:


Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin'
it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"


edit: haha..police could be helpful
 
Aren't our policemen wonderful, I rate this joke very highly 10/10 lol

note to the one ( there is always one) who didn't get it, the police dug the potato patch looking for bodies that weren't there (the son lied) so the old man was able to plant his potatoes ! ! !
What part of the US did you say you were from, lol

Why do people criticise the way things are written, what are we all professional writers, think yourself lucky that it was posted at all; I hate 'fussy' people, for me it was written just fine..........
 
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