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Poetry is for gaylords.
Fact.
I don't do poetry.
True story.

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I have the Cabbage Patch Shits,
Because i ate it, bolts and all,
I'm crapping iron and metal bits.

Now i'm bleeding, very well aware,
I should have listened when told
Don't eat the fucking wheelchair.


Don't do drugs. Peace.
 
Snow White was desperate for a fuck
She went to the woods to try her luck.
She’d almost given up looking,
When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then she stumbled on the cottage,
and went in for a poke.
 
goodbye housefly , goodbye
outcry in shanghai

defy , deny my eye
feel the unreal veal

i scrounge this lounge
dazed and confused


lol . it took me 15 minutes to come with that crap :D
 
The shadows started to loom,
over the crowded gloom
where the wombles, quietly lurked.
The heavy moon's shadow
crept over the meadow
where the wombles quietly lurked.
They hid and they burrowed
and scrambled and furrowed :fear2:
as the moon finally rose in to sight.
One poked out a nose
and wiggled his toes
from where the wombles quietly lurked.
All was OK
He turned round and exclaimed
The wombles could party tonight.:w00t:

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