Post your favorite Country song

There's a song but I have no idea who's it's by. It's very bluegrass and it's about a hippie who goes into a bar and they find out he's a hippie. The bar starts going after him and he kicks the biggest one in the knee and tells everyone he's FBI trying to catch KKK or something...
 
People say I'm no-good,
And crazy as a loon.
I get stoned in the morning,
I get drunk in the afternoon.
Kinda like my old blue tick hound,
I like to lay around in the shade,
An', I ain't got no money,
But I damn sure got it made.

'Cos I ain't askin' nobody for nothin',
If I can't get it on my own.
If you don't like the way I'm livin',
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone.

Preacher man talkin' on the TV,
He's a-puttin' down the rock 'n' roll.
He wants me to send a donation,'Cos he's worried about my soul.
He said: "Jesus walked on the water,"And I know that is true,
But sometimes I think that preacher man,
Would like to do a little walkin', too.

But I ain't askin' nobody for nothin',
If I can't get it on my own.
You don't like the way I'm livin',
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone.

Instrumental Break.

A poor girl wants to marry, And a rich girl wants to flirt.
A rich man goes to college,And a poor man goes to work.
A drunkard wants another drink of wine,And a politician wants a vote.
I don't want much of nothin' at all,But I will take another toke.

'Cos I ain't askin' nobody for nothin',If I can't get it on my own.
If you don't like the way I'm livin',
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone.
 
I forgot about that one. Also Kenny with Uncle Cracker - When The Sun Goes Down. One of my frienRAB really likes to jump on tables and sing that at the top of her lungs, drunk off her ass of course
 
x09870870987870...shortly after the rest of country followed right behind her. The straw that broke the camel's back for me was the one that goes: Nooooooooooooooowwwwww IIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii know...how Jimmy Buffet feels. That was the end of my country listening days...then the Dixie chicks assured me of this
 
:woot:

that CD is in my truck right now

1000 miles from nowhere is an AWESOME track.

I also like Hillbilly Deluxe alot too

and Alan Jackson fucking sucks too BTW...

along with Toby Keith, and Keith Urban and all of those faggy ass prep pop 'country' singers.
 
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