Possibly the greatest upcoming movie critic

Welcome to Rick Star Movie Reviews, I'm Rick Star (and im a complete wanker), I'm a 39 year old divorcee (not surprised) and I review movies. Both dvd and cinema releases (as i am 32 stone and housebound!) . I'm just one man so I try my best to review as many films as you vultures demand(all you three users!) . What are my credentials for reviewing movies? Well, I have seen the original Star Wars over a hundred times (**** me thats sad!), plus I am one of the top 20,000 (number 19,999) reviewers at Amazon.co.uk. I have learnt a great deal about the English language as I have read Romeo and Juliet at school(like everyone else). Hope you enjoy the site. (i didn't it was shit!)

- Rick Star aka Wank Star
 
What on earth have you got against the guy? I looked at the site and it looked OK to me. OK, so he's a bit of a geek but so what? At least he can write intelligently. :rolleyes:
 
Any number of people could do what he's doing.

He's starting in his little, 'i'm a nobhead' persona so he can prattle about films in an agressive critical manner. As he's being self deprecating, if it's s**t, he can say 'I know!' as if he doesn't care. Oldest trick in the book, might aswell have started with 'Unacustomed as I am to film reviewing.....' :rolleyes:

The best reviewers are the ones that don't have to tell you about themselves, and how they don't care if it's s**t, and how it probably will be.
 
"Updates:

05/04/05 - A quick note to the kiRAB on my estate who let down my Skoda's front tyre last night with a small piece of glass. If you are reading this, I know who you are and I know which park you go to... watch your backs! New Review! The Ring Two "

LOL Not surprised!
 
:D

That's even worse!! Where do people find the time to do this kind of crap, i'm young and fairly free, and I don't have tiome to invent characters and create websites in character.

Dear, dear. :D

Cheers for the heaRAB up though bud.
 
Reading this,

"Rick Star... his style, his wit, his punctuation, his ability to convey thoughts into interesting paragraphs... are so trivial, it's amazing!" - J.T. Neville

"His reviews are as aureate as his website" - T.K. Max

"Opinions are like arseholes... and Rick Star is an arsehole" - R. Mufonhouser

"Two thumbs up his ass" - A. Gei

"Everyone said Rick Star didn't have the intelligence or agility to pull this off, but he proved us!" - Cathy from next door

"If I had to choose between reading another Rick Star review, and suicide? Well there's just no question..." - K. Cobain

"Tosser" - T. Blair

Quite Ammusing Hee Hee :D
 
And I Must Add:

Disclaimer: All information on this website could be, and is most likely, incorrect, except my reviews, which are always right.

I am starting to like this website!

Still think "Rick Star" is a bit of a twat though!

And

21 March 2005 - Site Uploaded

Finally got the site uploaded. This is a joyous occasion; a lot of hard work has gone into this site. To be honest, I'm so tired now I'm thinking of just tearing the ****ing thing down, as I can't be arsed with it.
 
Why are you so interested in this guy? Is he somehow famous? Or don't you have any more to do than him?

I do this kind of stuff at www.imdb.com. Why does he create a website for this - I mean who cares???

But that jokes you wrote here were just gorgeous, especially the quotes
 
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