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singer) to cover? Describe how they would ruin your favourite tune. e.g.
I'd hate to hear a Pub singer version of 'Pour some Sugar on me'by Def Leppard
Picture on stage a 55 year old man who hasn't worn well. He has a dark, hair (that is SO obviously dyed) and that he has tried to whip into an Elvis-quiff, he is wearing a Gold -lame jacket and white frilly shirt open at button 1 and a medallion sitting on his grey chest-hairs. He has a slight paunch and loads of 'sovs' on his fingers.
The music starts with the sound of a cheap drum machine and a dodgy 80s synthesiser is set to guitar mode. He cradles his mic in his hands like the crown jewells and begins to sing .
"Lurve is like a bomb ah, come and get in on ah. Living like a love with a radar phone ah *wiggles hips then head* Uh lurkin like a traamp like a video vamp ah, demolition woman can I be your man ?*Does a pantomime wink and points at a sweet little fluffy haired gran who is only there for the bingo* Your man?" *keeps pointing then runs hands over quiff*.....
Thanks in advance for your answers.
I'd hate to hear a Pub singer version of 'Pour some Sugar on me'by Def Leppard
Picture on stage a 55 year old man who hasn't worn well. He has a dark, hair (that is SO obviously dyed) and that he has tried to whip into an Elvis-quiff, he is wearing a Gold -lame jacket and white frilly shirt open at button 1 and a medallion sitting on his grey chest-hairs. He has a slight paunch and loads of 'sovs' on his fingers.
The music starts with the sound of a cheap drum machine and a dodgy 80s synthesiser is set to guitar mode. He cradles his mic in his hands like the crown jewells and begins to sing .
"Lurve is like a bomb ah, come and get in on ah. Living like a love with a radar phone ah *wiggles hips then head* Uh lurkin like a traamp like a video vamp ah, demolition woman can I be your man ?*Does a pantomime wink and points at a sweet little fluffy haired gran who is only there for the bingo* Your man?" *keeps pointing then runs hands over quiff*.....
Thanks in advance for your answers.