i were some random person and you caught me in your bed drinking grape juice and it got all over your bedspread and wouldn't come out?
how would you react?
I wouldn't really be upset about the linens but I have a policy that if anyone breaks into my home they are not getting out alive. I have a 12 gauge shotgun to make sure of that.
I would throw a KFC bucket out the window along with your incoherent nignog ass, watch you splat the pavement. Then I'd go outside with a wax bucket and clean up the grease.