POLL:What is the funniest joke you know?

[YOU]

what do you think the funniest joke is. To me the cheesy ones are the best like what did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff hahaha

 

[eff]

Hey I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.


hahaha, i love Up.

best movie ever award.

 

[kristen]

What did the mommy gun say to the daddy gun?
"We're gonna have a BB!"

 

[Animal Lover For Life!]

Why was 6 afraid of 7....cause 7, 8, 9.

Haha, hysterical (says in sarcastic voice).

Wait...is that a joke?

 

[Life Is Like a Corndog]

A rabbit and a bear were out shitting in the woods
the bear turns to the rabbit and says "do you have problems with shit stickin to your fur"
The rabbit says "No"
So the Bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

 

[ally ♥]

these are the cheesiest jokes ever:

2 muffins are in an oven. 1 says, "it's really hot in here." the other one screams, "aaaagggghhh!!! a talking muffin!"

what do you call a fish with no eyes? - a fsh

what's brown and sticky? - a stick

why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? - they can spend years at sea (c)

a pirate walks in a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. a guy says you know you have a steering wheel on your pants? and the pirate says "arrggh, it's driving me nuts"