First thoughts....
Oh, shÂ*it... Is everything legal - Tax, yep - MOT, yep - Insurance, yep..... So what does this pillock want....
Then my next thoughts...
Ooh, where's that bog roll... I hope his breath doesn't stink of second hand garlic (urgh)..
First words....
Heevenin' hossifer... Hevvery thing Ho K.?
Then he says...
"Evenin' all.... I'm only new around here, but I've been followin' you for the last twenty minutes.....
Can you show me the way back to the local nick.?"..... lol!