poll: how do you feel or react when driving and you see blue flashing lights...

First thoughts....

Oh, shÂ*it... Is everything legal - Tax, yep - MOT, yep - Insurance, yep..... So what does this pillock want....

Then my next thoughts...

Ooh, where's that bog roll... I hope his breath doesn't stink of second hand garlic (urgh)..

First words....

Heevenin' hossifer... Hevvery thing Ho K.?

Then he says...

"Evenin' all.... I'm only new around here, but I've been followin' you for the last twenty minutes.....
Can you show me the way back to the local nick.?"..... lol!
 
Only ever happened once and they breathalysed me i was on the way home from a wedding reception, the car stunk of booze...But not me it was everyone else....I did tell them but they wouldn't listen...
 
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