Do you know the poo poo man?
The poo poo man, the poo poo man?
Do you know the poo poo man?
He flushes it down the drain!
Do you know the poo poo man?
The poo poo man, the poo poo man?
Do you know the poo poo man?
He eats it like its grain
He takes your poo
And rubs it too
He sniffs it
And he eats
He loves your poo
Like its his own
He's told me it tastes sweet
I said he was a good fellow
And then he took my hand
He led to a lovely place
I call it "Potty Land"
He helped squat
And then I begin to grunt and roar and sceam
Then I let out a little tear
Because this poo felt just like cream
I rubbed that sweetness through my thumb
It made me want to cry
And as I plotted that sucker down
I got it in my eye
Do you know the poo poo man?
The poo poo man, the poo poo man?
Do you know the poo poo man?
He flushes it down the drain!
The poo poo man, the poo poo man?
Do you know the poo poo man?
He flushes it down the drain!
Do you know the poo poo man?
The poo poo man, the poo poo man?
Do you know the poo poo man?
He eats it like its grain
He takes your poo
And rubs it too
He sniffs it
And he eats
He loves your poo
Like its his own
He's told me it tastes sweet
I said he was a good fellow
And then he took my hand
He led to a lovely place
I call it "Potty Land"
He helped squat
And then I begin to grunt and roar and sceam
Then I let out a little tear
Because this poo felt just like cream
I rubbed that sweetness through my thumb
It made me want to cry
And as I plotted that sucker down
I got it in my eye
Do you know the poo poo man?
The poo poo man, the poo poo man?
Do you know the poo poo man?
He flushes it down the drain!