Ok, ok, I get what you're trying to do, and I appreciate it. The problem is that my goal is to solve all the world's problems myself because everyone else is either taking their sweet-ass time, doesn't know how, or doesn't fucking care.
The "block" is that it is physically impossible for one person to rent a clown suit (gather millennia of experience and research and understanding of a myriad of topics and store it in one brain), buy a monkey (attain the physical skill to perform the many killings and evasions of capture and arrest that this would require) and then fuck the goat (and do it properly, especially doing the right and moral thing in each and every case).
See, even typed out it looks fucking dumb. I want to eradicate cancer, kill every violent criminal, solve economic issues to an extent that petty crime stops happening, improve life in Africa or else stop them from procreating if they won't let go of their outdated myths about raping girls to cure AIDS, and end this godforsaken war before another American younger than myself has his or her arms blown off or a building full of innocent children is atomized thanks to "faulty intelligence."
Can't help it. That's just what I wanna do. :happysad:
Nice thing is, I see myself progressing towards this absurd goal by learning as much as I can about everything I can, and going through physical training. This is beneficial to me as a student and helps me along in my career goal as an FBI agent as well, so what's the harm? At least I'm doing
something instead of despairing and whining like some emo fag, right?
Oh, speaking of which, did you hear about my and Awaken's awesome new idea? EMODOME. It's going to be the new PPV sport. One hard-working, pissed-off average Joe in a cage match, throwing down against ten or twenty sobbing emo pussies.
Now, who wouldn't pay top dollar for a front-row seat to see CL slam
this little shit's head into a post?