Piranha 3d

I'm 17 and I really want to see it.
I'm a massive fan of all things Jaws-style. Jaws, Jaws 2, I even enjoyed Jaws 3, Piranha (1978), Lake Placid, Deep Blue Sea, the works!

I hope I can get in if it's an 18. I'm 18 in November so I'm nearly there xD.
 
It isn't gratuitous mainly just titties bouncing about and
one underwater lesbian scene but its only them kissing and being nude so not that bad at all. There are no male/female or male/male sex scenes

Really there are no sex scenes at all.... just titties.
 
Really don't know if this film looks great or rubbish. The idea seems ok and the CGI from the aRAB seem fantastic, but the fact that the cast are all beautiful teens makes me think it'll be another one of those crappy movies that seem to get churned out once the other is out of the cinema.
 
So will i be ...if they put some of the politicians in the lake ! ...mind one sight of a half naked Nick Clegg AND David Cameron and they will never go near a human again ! :D
 
I really hate 'Jaws 3', i'd actually take 'Jaws: The Revenge' over 'Jaws 3' any day.

As for getting in to Piranha, if you've got a Cineworld near you and a debit card then you can just buy the tickets from the pre-order machines in the walls. No ID's neccessary. My frienRAB have been buying student tickets from those machines despite not being students for the past two years, nobody questions it ;)
 
Well if she handles herself like in Adventures In Babysitting shell have no problem with a few hungry fish ! Dont f*** with the babysitter!!! :D
 
Same i am 18 and my mate is 17 i will probably go buy the tickets whilst he sits in the foyer really cannot see them harassing about my 2nd ticket if they need ID they can see mine :)
 
I saw this earlier and enjoyed it for what it was. The gory final 30 minutes of bloody mayhem was gloriously OTT and it was worth the price of admission just to see Kelly Brook naked in 3D! Surely that's what 3D was invented for! lol.
 
This is exactly how I was going to start my post. Word for word!

Not a film to be taken seriously, but good fun nevertheless. It was exactly what I expected it to be, and as a result it was far better than some of the other films I've seen recently (The A-Team, The Karate Kid, Knight and Day, I'm looking at you!).

EDIT: One thing though - I'm sure the word 'piranha' was spelled 'pirahna' on the opening title card. Might be mistaken though.
 
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