People Like This Make Me Want To Scream.

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Jyakku, I would give you some mad +rep, if I had any to give, just for letting us know about this. Too bad I'm still -190 in the hole, and I'd sure love to give you some of that!

I want to worship this kid. Now, thanks to this thread, I want to take a skull and epoxy it, and turn it into a deep cereal bowl. Thanks [HOSTILE]
 
As much respect as i may gain or lose from this. I will say thas it is kind of fucked up for the family but the dead guy doesnt care. at least he's not using it as a portable toilet or anything. and yes when i die i want my head to be used as a bong. I smoked out of an apple a couple of times. i broke my bong like 2 hours ago so robbing a grave isn't sounding so bad now. but i have 4 more and a zong so
 
OMG!! won't somebody pleeeeezzzzeeee think of the skeletons.

Seriously?

I never understood this PC need to have respect for carcasses. It used to be a person. Key word is used to be. Once the person has died, they don't actually exist. They start decomposing for the natural sole purpose of becoming compost for Earth. Lion King reference anyone? There was logic to what Mufasa was telling Simba. Circle o life and all that jazz.

I'll also note that I despise this obsession with funerals that cost thousands of dollars, embalming fluids to preserve bodies that ruin soil and leak into ground water, and blocking traffic so that a bunch of people can drive to a cemetary and watch a body get dumped into the ground. Ugh. I don't go to funerals because they are a waste. The only funeral I voluntarily went to was my grandma's and I was ticked because I knew she would have scoffed at the amount of pretentiousness, selfishness, and fanfare. Most of the people that attended her funeral barely knew her and hadn't even spoken to her in years. But they acted as if they lost their own child or something.

I have it in my Living Will that when I die, I am to be cremated and my ashes scattered into the waters off Hawaii. I want the money that people would have spent on wakes and a funeral to go towards the travel and vacationing expenses in Hawaii. Have a damned luau or something and move on. Divide my shit up and be happy.
 
How can she sell her dead body?

Anyway the guy should have not gotten into any trouble. And how the fuck is the family the victim. It's not like they will ever open his fucking casket again.
 
All i can say is...it would have been an honor to have been there with him in his finest hour, as some godly voice spoke to him, and implanted such a bold, perverted, clinically insane idea into his head...
However i would not enjoy being arrested. It sucks.
 
To use a fucking skull as your fucking bong?!? pretty cool. Ok, ya poor family, boo hoo. Who gives a shit? Not like they were planning to do anything with it's fucking skull. He needed a fucking bong so he got a bong! but getting arrested, still dun understand the officials. He need to smoke weed so he did! sheesh.
 
^Don't ever post again.^

Anyway that's some crazy bold shit. It makes me think of the movie "How High". But all joking aside, I say some pretty morbid shit but I'd never think of something tha t fucked up. Damn, I'm losing my touch I guess.

The family is a victim here because they just had the memory of their beloved deceased perverted by this. In stead of remembering trains, rainbows, and molestation (all common family memories, I'm told) they'll be remembering that their father/brother/estranged uncle was used as a bong from a kid who could have EASILY used a fucking coke can.

That's all I got.
 
When you die im gonna hunt down your poor corpse, dig you out of your grave, and out of your coffin. Rip your skull off your spine, piss in/on/around every orifice, and say "Hey, i needed to take a piss so i did! sheesh."
 
I don't even know how I feel about it. Just.. if you're going to use my dead carcass for something, promise me it'll be something absolutely hillarious just in case i really am watching from wherever.
 
Taken from Bash.org
you go up to the top of a roof
string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
then you put super glue on your hands
and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.

If you're talking about a hilarious use for a body...:thumbsup:
 
Oh shit, no wonder the ghost of my uncle is acting weird! His body is fucking high!

But in the real world, that asshole is defiantly a loony (Since I can't spell Phyko,Phsko, Physco, Fuck!) Anyway, he is really one fucked up kid, and he is probably going to be haunted or something, or at least get a weird ass disease or something...
 
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