Parenting Pop Quiz.... (yes you can score)?

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Zorro

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Its 6 am you have been up all nigh and your son gets up claiming he has got to "pee" you

A. Turn on some Micheal Jackson and Dance like it is 1993
B. Pretend you did not hear him
C. Tell him that is nice son, now get me a another beer
D. Wake the wife up and make her deal with it, since she is the one that made them anyway
E. Take him to the bathroom but charge the wife double time on the babysitting bill
 
Well, first of all we all know MJ's best moves came during the 80's...

I would go with D since she either 1) gave him liquid before bed or 2) didn't inform you not to give him liquids. Either way, it's her fault.

=P
 
Well if you do D. You will never get off the couch. So I would to E. And tell your wife you took care of the kids so she could sleep in. It sounds like you need the points. Where your wife in concerned.
 
lol.

I'd go with F -- quickly bring him to pee since you need all the brownie points you can get with your wife...since it seems like you'll be sleeping all day anyways :)

MJ is always a good answer though.
 
One of these days, the wife is gonna start charging you double for services she is too tired to supply, but does anyway, and man cannot live on beer and Johnny Cash alone.

Put a night light in the bathroom already, and he can find it on his own, no? My daughter started going on her own at night without me even knowing it.
 
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