oxford hotel

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Vishnu

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Any of you brits know of a rather extravigantly splendid hotel in center oxford with ridiculously reasonable prices?

Thanks in advance.

The Randolph is too much.
 
:O

Honest. There was glow in the dark bicycle jousting, juggling performances and other weirder stuff. True Story.

My mate put the whole thing together and he had loads of projectors playing Metropolis and stuff.
 
Nah, this is what really happened. You and your 'friend' went for a romantic picnic in the park, during which he slipped some magic mushrooms into your feta vol au vent. You then went into a drugs-induced hallucinogenic episode, during which the man cycling past with a rolled up art print on the back of his bike and the little kiddy trying desperately not to drop a scoop of ice cream off her cornet morphed themselves into a multicolour hippy trippy in your head. Then, your mate made you watch some bad sci-fi porn on his laptop and abused you with a 2 ft steel mamba. I bet if you went to hypnosis therapy you'd find out all this and more :O.
 
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