Over-ripe plums

[Marie-E]

Isn't war paint supposed to be coloured?? hmm....... This is fast becoming quite biz

 

[MoparMaxivan]

Not exactly going to strike fear into the hearts of the enemy is it?

 

[carissasings3]

Youse can always regale us to death with your facinating make-up anecdotes, like.

Regale us to the Max (factor).

I'll get me extra coat.

 

[!!!]

Pun of the day. :hooray:

 

[Myst3ry]

That's nothing to be proud of, mate.

Considering sticking a knitting needle through my eyeball for having the audacity to post it.

Nevertheless, ewe're very kind.

 

[mrfunsocks]

Youse can always regale us to death with your facinating make-up anecdotes, like.

Regale us to the Max (factor).

I'll get me extra coat.

Terrible.

You die...you eat shit and you die :fist:.

 

[Rasheed H]

Desired effect accomplished.

I knew I had to hurt myself in order to hurt you.

It's the order of the universe.

 

[shafiqdms1]

Oh how sweet. I do believe love is in the air.

 

[topher7qb]

Is this some sort of S&M exercise? If so, bring it on funny man :snooty:.

 

[babie_blu1984]