Other than sex, what are some reasons you would spread your legs?

  • Thread starter Thread starter Carly
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this reminds me of a joke


so a husband comes home with a bouquet of flowers

the wife opens the door and says i guess i gotta spread my legs

the husband says what you dont have a vase...
 
At a baseball game, if I didn't have a mitt, and a ball was coming right towards me...
 
pap smear
shaving
waxing
masturbation
gymnastics
walking
running
sitting like an Indian to smoke my reefer pipe
ect/
 
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