OT: Royal Wedding a bore

On Apr 28, 7:31?am, Michel Boucher wrote:

For those who care enough to purchase a lasting memento of their lack
of caring. Like selling a t-shirt commemorating "Buy Nothing Day."
 
spamtrap1888 wrote in
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However, Buy Nothing Day is hardly indicative of lack of caring,
unless you mean not caring about bloated capitalist leeches.

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The Bible! Because all the works of science cannot equal the
wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every
animal species in the world lived within walking distance of
Noah's house.
 
That title gives me an idea. To make the wedding more exciting, they
should release 100 wild boars on the grounds. Grease them up with
axle grease and let the royal couple try and catch them. It would be
funny if some of the boars had tusks and lifted up the royal couple
and dropped them onto their backs. Ha Ha Ha.
I canceled a trip to Everest in case I died up there and missed the
royal wedding ya know.
Long live Royality. I worship them fuckers I truly do.
 
Portland wrote:

I thought in terms of monster trucks that had custom made engines with
cylinders with extra large bore to make them noisier and more powerful.
To get through the crowds for the party snacks of course.
 
Doug Freyburger wrote in
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Boars...monster trucks...you guys are really pedestrian in your
attempts to torture the young couple. Morris dancing...now THAT'll
really torture them!

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The Bible! Because all the works of science cannot equal the
wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every
animal species in the world lived within walking distance of
Noah's house.
 
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