Oprah stole my car. How would i find her?

HA!!! You ask MY kind of Questions! You should se emine about Barry Obama.

How TO Find Your Car:

1) Call Gale, and say that there is a Get-Together at (description edited because its what Oprah used to do as a child and was VERY Racially inclined so I wont repeat it.)
2) Have Gale call 'Mommy.' (Thats Oprah.)
3) Wait on Oprah and tell her Michelle Obama is on the line.

Then get back in your car and drive away.

Be sure to throw all the 'O' magazines and weight loss pills out first.
And remember: If Oprah buys the whole audience a car, she is ruining their taxes. Thanks Oprah. Great TV.

"You are GLIB!"
 
shut up and get a freakin life. ur not gonna get attention by making up a stupid freakin story about oprah. god. what a waste of time
 
step one: acquire a dozen donuts
step two: acquire her best friend gail
step three: acquire a spa
lure her in and you'll have your car back
 
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