Online Abuse.

Hoi! We didn't meet on the Internets! He was a friend of Big Hands Al and used to borrow money off his mum to come to the pub with us so he could gaze at my pretty boobs.

We share a flat and our sex life is fine thanks.

I think you'll find it was you we met on the internets.
What, you mean that he and you lived in Plymouth for some time, met thro' a mutual friend and sometime subsequent to that, Chebus told you about this here forum that he geeks about on.

You think I'd remember something like that :naughty:
 
I called someone a lolboy IRL the other day. Needless to say they didnt have a clue what I was on about.
Last night in the pub after the footie, I called my mate a Japanian pedophile tentacle fan - he was a bit :bawa: about it.

:earl: people can be so dense.
 
What, you mean that he and you lived in Plymouth for some time, met thro' a mutual friend and sometime subsequent to that, Chebus told you about this here forum that he geeks about on.

You think I'd remember something like that :naughty:

Oh manker. Your old age is catching up with you. Don't you remember that you sold me to cheese for a bag of rice and three goats?
 
Oh manker. Your old age is catching up with you. Don't you remember that you sold me to cheese for a bag of rice and three goats?
I needed the space under the stairs for all the dead hookers I was hiding from my friends and family.

You just had to go :(
 
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