OMG teh scorpions in mah Harblz!

OMG BrION Post count +1! :tongue: Just teasin'.



We KNOW you can handle it, but some people like to pretend they have power every once in a while. Like those annoying teenage emoloyees at movie theaters. Stupid rules about not throwing buttered popcorn, sheesh.

ANYWAYS, that definately sucks man and I thank god that I don't have problems with fuckin' scorpions in my house. I only have problems with huge fucking spiders. By the way, the scorpion in your profile pic is fuckin' torn up like none other. I'm guessing you hit that thing a lot more than once with that hardback. lol Since you posted today and didn't say anything about your brother I'm guessing he wasn't allergic to scorpions? Good thing.
 
It does indeed. As a matter of fact, I think I'll appoint you to the office of Technical Advisor of Topic Augmentation. It'll be your sworn duty to uphold the rights of the people to relevantly titled threads.





And if it means that much to you, I suppose we can open a position for Thread Validity and Placement Director. You'll have the arduous task of validating the contents of threads, and their placement in the forums.

Now you guys get to work, and I'll be out in my cabana sipping mint julep. Text me if you need anything.
 
Just so everyone knows, his cabana is the third one past the palm tree as you go out the back door. The bucket of balloons filled with whipped cream is next to the back door. Feel free take one and toss it in the cabana as you walk by. Max likes the attention, it makes him feel special and loved.
 
holy shit, that's one ugly thing.
I'm not used to go by inches so I thought it wasnt that big, but on the picture.wtf. yuck.


on a side note, how don't you notice a scorpion like that?
 
Why do you delete the names of the people you quote? It confuses me. :sad:

On-topic: Where the fuck do you live? I've never seen a scorpion in real life...much less inside my house. :eek:
 
I just copy and paste a quote and put it in the quick reply box. Plus If I don't need to quote the whole thing, I do it it this way instead of readin through and deleting the rest of the text.

Don't delete the names, they just aren't there. :lol:
 
UPDATE

I'm fine, everything's fine. In Texas here the most common scorpion can't dish out anything more potent than a bee sting. I guess I should have said that before. I didn't realize you would think it's dangerous.

Also the reason the scorpion is torn to hell is because I used my fingers to pry it out of the carpet and it came apart.

Max, thank you so much for the promotion. Do I get the power to change thread titles, or are you just giving me another invalid excuse to aggravate people?
 
It's good to know that you're alright. I've personally never heard of a harmless scorpion. But that's just from what I've heard. I always thought they were dangerous and poisonous. Guess that is my lack of wild life knowledge.
 
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