I'm sorry, I'm always up for a bit of tortured romance especially where sexy vampires are involved but this was truly unsatisfying, turgid and boring. Am I really the only one that wanted to give Bella a swift kick up the backside. Fine, pine away for your one true love but don't use another boy as a cushion to dull the pain. She is also the most humourless out of a set of seriously humourless characters.
The only slight glimmer of interest was when Michael Sheen stole the show for about 5 minutes. Wish they'd stuck him on screen for about half an hour, it's got to be more interesting than the one dimensional teenagers. And Edward should be way more interesting, he's 107 for god's sake, why bring him down to the level of the rest of the emo's. But what do I know, I'm not the target audience.