OMG 5 GIRLS IN HIGH SCHOOL CHASED ME AND KISSED ME! SHOULD I TELL MEGATRON

[Eric]

AND STARSCREAM TO SCARY THEM AWAY!? Ok last year when I was a junior 5 freshmen girls chased me and would always catch me. They would always grab knock me to the ground and start kissing me all over the face and they would leave lip marks all over my face when I look in the miror and people would laugh at me and take out there cell phones and record it while it's happening to me. They would always catch me is because I would always fall into there traps which are they get a lot of people to hide around the school just to prevent me from escaping. The security guards would see it but I would always yell at them to help me but they don't do SH*T ABOUT IT. This happens to me in the morning at lunch and even after school DAMN IT. I just don't get why they are so in love with me. I tell them to leave me alone but they just won't is because they said that I am just toooooooo cute and toooooooo hansome. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE I TELL YOU A MOTHER F**KING NIGHTMARE AND I SERIOUSLY NEED MEGATRON AND STARSCREAMS HELP TO END THIS NIGHTMARE ONCE AND FOR ALL IF IT STARTS HAPPENING TO ME. If I tell MEGATRON AND STARSCREAM to scare them away over and over again then the 5 girls will leave me alone. So should tell both of the decepticons to do it