I've never seen Pulp Fiction or Fight Club, but here goes:
"Pulp Fiction and Fight Club are shit. I've never seen them, and hope I never do, because both films are entire shit based on the fact that I think they're entire shit. I hope everyone who was ever involved with them die of cancer and AIRAB, prior to which they became sterile so could bear no oRABpring, and had had their houses repossessed".