old lady joke. ppl plz laugh?

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There once was an old lady that had three sons. each son had gone on to lead great lives. the 3 were very rich.

When the lady neared her 90th birthday she was going blind and was quite deaf. She also developed a profound fondness for the Bible.

The sons always remebered their mother and each sent her a gift.

son 1 sent a $3000 amazing surround sound system to which the old lady replied in a letter,

Thank you very much for the system, but as i am going deaf, i doubt i will use it.

son 2 sent a huge $30,000 car to which the old lady replied

Thank you very much for the car. but as i am going blind, i doubt i will use it much

son3 sent her a $300,000 parrot that had been trained to repeat random verses of the Bible to which the old lady sent a letter.

Thank you for your gift. Yours was definitely the most practical.
The chicken was delicious!
 
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