Okay, what if you get to Heaven and it's just a beautiful Garden?

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Sara

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and the banner over the Gate says, "Welcome Home, Adam and Eve an All Their Descendants!"
And the first person you meet is this adorable little Talking Snake?
And he leads you into the Garden and he says, "Wait here, God usually comes out in the evening when it's cool. Glad to have you guys back!"
And the angels with the flaming swords are sitting around drinking lattes.
And they serve you apple pie from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.
And they give you a tee-shirt that says, "Genesis was Actually Heaven, But You Guys Got the Story All Wrong."
Then what do you do?
 
So far I don't see a problem. -- it is still heaven, still eternal, still in God's presence.

Accept that I'm mildly lactose intolerant... so I hope they have other drinks besides Lattes... or they make them so that my stomach doesn't get upset.
It is heaven.. so I'm sure that's the case.

And do they have hazelnut and vanilla shots to jaz up the Lattes? ..'cause I'm not really a fan of straight coffee taste, too bitter.


But other then the Lattes.. I'm OK with all that. Doesn't conflict with my beliefs in the slightest.

I wonder if I can hold the flaming swords, while the Angels are on break??
 
Ha ha ha ha ha! Sarah! It's a nice story :) I don't think God would eject them again. This time, the snake gets converted into a good angel, the two angels with flaming swords beat them into plowshears, and

God laughs when He comes back into the garden and says - "Welcome Home my beloved children, I will kill the fatted calf to celebrate your return to me. You were lost and now you are found."

Then God says - I see eating the apple made you wiser. Let's all have another piece of that pie :)


They live happily ever after in paradise :)
 
Enjoy the garden till the care taker of the garden closes the gate shoeing me out as the time is up!
 
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