ok last one folks hope the kids enjoyed this selection?

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch!

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?
Stuck!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a balloon?
POP!

Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam.

What kind of snake is good at math?
An adder.

Why are igloos round?
So polar bears can’t hide in the corners!

What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of room!

How do you get an elephant down from a tree?
Put him on a leaf and wait until autumn!

What’s grey and squirts jam at you?
A mouse eating a doughnut!

Why aren’t elephants allowed on beaches?
They can’t keep their trunks up!

What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice!

Joey: I lost my dog.
Lauren:Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
Joey: Don't be silly! He can't read



How does a hedgehog play leap-frog?
Very carefully!

What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!

What do you call a gorilla wearing ear-muffs?
Anything you like! He can’t hear you!

What do you give an elephant that’s going to be sick?
Plenty of space!
 
If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be able to keep my grand-daughter happy - shame about the negative comments from the 'sad' people on here (now watch me get a thumbs down!!!)
ha ha ha
 
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