ok here goes
1- once a British muslims asked a paki muslims what if a jinn attacked you wife what will you do. the paki replied. why would i do any thing the jinn must be mad to attack my wife. it would be his fault he should regret it by himself. why do i save him.
2- once a teacher of 3rd grade told her students in class that babies come from sky. so 2 kids zubayr and momin started to whisper
zubayr: what do you think momin should we tell her the reality
momin: no dude she might freak out.
so how were the jokes