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Hey you know, fuck ol' Uber. Your ass gets slamed in an accident you call Uber. Why? Cuz that boy will call everyone that needs to know, bust his hump to be there for you, take your cats to his place, take the photos of the accident, do the research on the cow that hit you and do all the other sundry shit nobody else wants to do. But fuck him, he's done his bit.

But hey, the chips went down, he stood up for you and stood by you. But now, now your friends are around and fuck that boy Uber. He don't got nothing to offer. They got the Lincoln Town car and the spare guest room with the posh shower stall. That's cool... only makes sense while you're healing up that you stay in a nice place. Nobody can really hold that one against you. Specially not that boy Uber. He gets it, just wants you to get all better and shit.

But hey, fuck ol' Uber. He doesn't need a phone call or anything. He did his part. No need to give him a ring... say "Hey, thanks for taking care of my shit. Thanks for taking my cats to your place." No need to say "Hey, me and the people I care about are having dinner, why don't you come over?" Nahhhh... fuck ol' Uber.
 
I heard cat tastes pretty good with a nice teriyaki sauce and a pork fried rice.

I'm sure she appreciates everything you've done for her, though. I mean, if I were in a hospital bed and had somebody taking care of all my things, I would definatly be most grateful, but I would also be excited to see my other friends too. I bet when you see her again, she'll be all, "Oh, Uber, you were so good to me. Let's have sex by the fireplace, and I'll wear that maid costume, and you can dress up in the bellboy outfit."

I bet.
 
Uber, you are obviously a thoughtful and practical chap. Unfortunately others are not.

You ever pass down my way and you can drive my Jag and stay in my spare bedroom. Fucked if I am cooking for you though...you can buy me chinese take out.
 
Yeah, being the 'nice guy' friend on the side is not very rewarding. But hey, she probably will thank you later. Or she won't and you can use her cat's for a demonic ritual to summon a demon from hell to hunt her down and murder her painfully and slowly. Either way should work for you, it work for me (Damn you, Faustino).
PS: I don't expect any of you to know who Faustino is, but if you do don't tell him it's coming.
 
Sorry to hear that man, nice guys finish last as they say (why you think so many girls end up with total assholes?). Sometimes you have to just be mean or just ignore people if they do shit like that.
 
It's definitely a drag when one's efforts are unappreciated or taken for granted. The person you helped may not even realize how ungrateful they are acting.

Like in Wuthering Heights, when Catherine was rescued by the Lintons, and seemed to forget all about Heathcliff, who had devoted himself to her happiness. A bit extreme, but you get the point.

You're a good example of how not everyone is like that. Some folks are aware of those random acts of kindness, and will never forget them.

And shame on some of the previous posts. What did that poor cat do to deserve such retribution?
 
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