Oh Shit...

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So I was hanging out on the couch, waiting to go to my girlfriend's house when I get a call. She says her parents are gone and she has to leave at 6 (it was around 4:30 when she called). So I drive over there going somewhere near 75 on a 55mph road and get to her house.

We bang in the shower...because, what can I say other than we are two horny teenagers. We both step out of the shower, both of us sopping wet, and put our clothes back on. We started talking about how lucky we were that her parents weren't home and how little often this sort of thing happens. Her dad was at work until around 6 and her mom was going to be out till 8, so we had enough time.

Or so we thought. As I enter her garage on my way out to my car, her behind me in a pair of pants and a bra, her dad stands in the garage with a beer. I hear the door slam behind me and turn around to see that she has shut the door and probably run away.

Him: "Hey Jack...what are you doing here?"
Me: "Uhh...hey! Mariah wanted me to come over and see her before work because she's grounded and can't leave the house, y'know."
Him: "Can't leave the house?"
Me: "Well...'riah is grounded, right?"
Him: (sounds frustrated) "uhh, yeah"
Me: "Yeah well she wanted to invite me over for just a second before she left for work. Oh, and she shoved me in the shower so now I have to drive home with all the windows down to dry my hair (cue awkward laugh)."
Him: "Ahh, women. Well take it easy now."

I called her and told her to tell him the same thing...she told him that she pushed me into the shower or something and he didn't really say much after that. He gave her $20 and told her to buy herself something nice too, which is kind of odd, considering he had just asked her what we had been doing. Her parents are really really conservative, mind you, and if they found out I would probably end up being a dickless freak for the rest of my life.

I'm terrified. I need a hug. Or maybe a gun. Either one would be nice.
 
You're telling these people about you and my daughter?! Jack I can't fucking believe you. I wasn't going to tell you that I'm Mariah's dad, but I need to REALLY whoop your ass now. You will NEVER be seeing my daughter again.
 
zick. you are a lying piece of poopy.

angrywelshman, :hug2:
be more careful man. or maybe not...because her parents seem prettttty gullable.


i'm kidding. be careful, you don't want to get your willie chopped off now do ya?
 
Hahaha. You silly kids. This is hardly life sucks material. This is more like, "check out what I did to this chick while her dad was in the garage" material. I'd give you a high five before I gave you a gun.

Also, relax. Her parents have got to know the two of you have been playing hide the sausage... I mean you keep regaling the stories here.
 
Man, your smooth...lucky he was drunk...or just plain stupid. lol

Why do you need a hug? You got away with it. You need a high five! :highfive: Doesn't exist :(
 
I needed a hug 'cause I was afraid I'd wake up strapped to an ironing board with her dad standing there holding a drill or something terrifying.

Yeah they are really fuckin' gullible but I mean...I didn't really think people could be this stupid. Then again maybe they are? Hahah i have no clue though.
 
It could have been worse. You could have decided to bang somewhere obvious for the parents to walk in on. THEN you'd be a dickless wonder.

But yeah, thank goodness her father was either drunk or gullable. ...Maybe a bit of both?

Hehe now that's a story to tell the kids! ..or uuhh maybe not really, but it is funny ;)

:hug2:
 
Her dad knows you guys had sex. I mean, c'mon, he was a teenager once too and probably banged her mom in the same manner once or twice. Don't be so naive. The difference is, if you are actually caught in the act or the parents get actual proof, then you should be worried.
 
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