Oh shit...

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Maid in England

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There's this gay guy that works at the same place I do, and I just heard that he's got a crush on me, and that he's planning to act on it on my birthday party.

Backround info: I don't know a lot of people here well, other than the people I work with; him and the girl who told me about it (I'm too lazy to make friends at university). Anyway, because I'll be out of the country for my real birthday, they want to have a party before I go. So that's cool with me, and I left it up to this guy to organise it. Big mistake.

Turns out that he talks about me quite often, and that he plans on getting me quite drunk on my birthay (apparently I'll have to drink 22 tequilas, as dictated by some obscure custom) and then... he plans on turning me gay. And the girl who told me this is very trustworthy, and I have absolutely no reason to doubt what she tells me, anyways, I've noticed some signs of interest on his part before.

I dunno, I can get quite drunk when I go out, and I probably will (and no matter how drunk, I would never, ever, do anything of the sort), but I'm worried about passing out and waking up with pain in my... lower back. I've heard of such things happening, first hand, in these kinds of circles.

What really annoys me is that this guy actually thinks that he can turn me gay, despite my having made it very clear that I'm quite fond of women, and only women.

There, you can all now laugh at my predicament of being in danger of sodomy. Or not, whatever.

Anyway, no offence to gay people, I've known a lot, and most are cool, but this is really quite irritating and insulting, especially this sort of plotting behind my back (behind my back...:sad: )

Maybe I shouldn't drink... but I know I'll end up totally drunk anyway, well, things will be fine as long as I retain consciousness. Oh shit...
 
woah that blows. I'd say talk to him about it. Talking vs sore asshole? i think talking wins. If he doesnt care what you say, get some friends to come and keep you out of trouble... or to keep him out of you.
 
:rofl: Yes.

BTW, the thread title is very appropriate. But seriously, this is just stupid. First of all, you don't have to get so drunk that you pass out. And even if you do, do you honestly think he's going to rape you at your birthday party? If he really is planning to turn you gay (:rolleyes: ), I think he would start out by trying to kiss you and stuff, if he does like you this much. Even if you're drunk, nothing will make you do that if you have no gay predispositions. Talk to him about it before the party and tell him to stay away from your ass and your mouth or there will be dire consequences.

If you're not comfortable with that sort of confrontation, just wait till the party and just give a humorous yell accross the room to remind everyone to make sure this guy stays away from your ass, cos he wants it bad. If he's not embarrassed enough to just stay away from you all together after that, at least everyone will be watching the way he behaves around you if only to get a laugh and have something to talk about. Fear not. This is silly. He's not going to rape you. I'm almost sure of it.
 
Yeah, I should probably talk to him about it. The minute he starts hitting on me I'll make sure to set things straight. But I'd feel way uncomfortable just bringing it up out of the blue.



I knew a guy, who was a quite a good friend of mine, who went out one night, passed out and woke up with his gay "friend" sucking on him. So, it does happen. No, I'm not making this up, and neither was my friend. This kinda stuff just happens here.

You see, the problem is, as I've said, that I haven't got a large social circle, so my 'party' will consist of three people; him, the girl, and me. So there's no one to really watch my back. The girl is likely to pass out first. We'll probably hit a few clubs before ending up at someone's house; the girls, or his.



Don't roll your eyes at me. I'm not one to willingly imagine that gay people are hitting on me. And I wouldn't waste my time making a post if I wasn't quite certain that it was in fact the case (bear in mind, he has openly stated his intentions to my female friend). And what am I to do if I'm not awake when he starts kissing and fondling me? Oh shit... I just remembered date rape drugs... oh dear. (I'm kidding about that last bit, kinda)

Anyway, I'm exaggerating my fears a bit, I'm not really that scared, but the situation is quite uncomfortable. The thing that I'm most worried about is alcohol; I want to have fun, but it's going to be quite lame having to hold back out of fear of what may happen.

Really, I just hope that he starts hitting on me early in the evening, that way I can sort things out while fairly sober and not worry for the rest of the night.
 
:rolleyes: I wasn't rolling my eyes at you, but now I am. I was rolling my eyes at the idea of anyone turning anyone else gay against their will.

You make it sound like you have no choice about where you are going on the night and what plans get made. I get the part where he's organizing the party, but if it's only going to be you and them two, why do you feel obliged to go, especially as you're worried that you may wake up with his mouth on you or his dick up your ass? Just go with the girl and make some new friends if this spells the end of that circle of friends. You don't have to go at all if she won't go without him. You are under no obligation whatsoever. It's your friggin birthday party!
 
Ah, I do sincerely apologise for the misunderstanding then, although your eye rolling was quite ambiguous (especially with the "if he does like you that much" tagged on at the end). You'd be surprised though, a lot of gay guys have this thing where they think they're good enough to turn other straight males into homosexuals, it's like their holy grail or something. Yes, I've known a lot of gay people.



The girl has come to dislike him ever since this whole story started, so her going without him would be no problem. The problem is that I'm in a situation where I can't risk my work relationships, as things are quite tense as it is (but that's a loooong story). Anyway, the thing is, I actually like the whole idea and it sounds like a lot of fun, and there's only that one detail that bothers me (the guy is actually really quite cool, except for that crush he has on me). Anyway, it seems that my only choice is to remain sufficiently sober, no matter what.
 
Well, I've never been in this situation, but I have had experience dealing with gay (well, bisexual. There's like 4 or 5 at my school) people. One of them has a crush on me but he doesn't plan to rape me or anything like that. I know how uncomfortable it is. Talking to him before the party is probably the best situation. If you plan to skip the party, tell him to just drop the party (OMG my brother is drunk again).
 
No, it's not your only choice! It's a good idea but only if you want to. I hardly drink, but when it's a night out, fucked if you'll catch me sober! Just how cool can he be if you fear for your safety?

You could always bring up the incident of your friend waking up in the other dude's mouth and how disgusting you find that, and what a cunt the gay dude was for doing that, and how if it was you you would take it straight to the police and/or beat the shit out of him. Then you're not putting himself or you on the spot but you are making your stance clear.
 
Wow, taking advantage of someone, under the influence of alcohol or not, is grounds for legal action.

I would make sure that you don't drink too much, and if all else fails, wear a butt plug :D
 
Yeah, I guess that talking to him before the party might not be such a bad idea after all. BTW, the first line of your post and your signature are hilarious in this context.



Yeah, good idea, I might not use that example specifically, but I should probably try to get the message across without addressing his intentions directly. Like with some simlilar, but less harsh story.

eg: "You know, it would really be uncool if one day I woke up only to find myself having been taken advantage of by another guy while passed out... I really wouldn't like that"

Heh, well, not exactly, but I'll think of something I guess.


Haha, you know, sadly, that idea has already crossed my mind.
 
I would talk to him first. say something about eating glass at the circus and maybe you might want to wear chainmail undees.

also warn of major foot in ass action if he trys anything.
 
When I was 17 me and one of my friends was staying the night. We were drinking a lot and having our usual teenage fun. We were looking for a movie and we found Threesome on HBO. As it got to the sex scene my "friend" says that he's always wanted to try that. I then expressed my feelings about it, which isn't negative, I just don't like guys coming on to me. He then said "C'mon give it a try it can't be that bad." He grabbed my crotch and started rubbing it. I took that son-of-a-bitch and bashed his head against the wall a few times, and then called his mom and said she needed to come pick him up.

The following Monday all my other friends heard about what happened and were all like "Dude, didn't you know he was gay?"

WTF?!? I never knew any such thing. But just remember: Just because you get drunk doesn't mean you won't wind up hurting the guy.
 
Maybe I should just mention being constipated for a week...



I'll try to subtly get that point across.



I'll try to refrain from violence. Though that will be difficult if he starts acting in the same overly direct way your friend did.
 
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