Official Funny Quotes Thread

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I'm guessin' this has been done before, but I couldn't find any recent topics about this so I'll just make a new one.

I pretty sure we have all heard some quotes in anime that we might of found funny. Doesn't matter if it's dub, sub, jub, or anything. I was looking through some old DBZ tapes any found myself cracking smiles over the little dialouge jokes. Here's a few I thought were kinda funny:

DBZ episode Celebrations with Majin Buu:
(everyones is happy after Buu is defeated and everyone on Kami's lookout are talking)
Bulma: "I love you Vegeta!

Yamcha: "Yeah I bet you do..."
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DBZ episode Granddaughter Pan:

Goku: You guys do have phones, right?

Piccolo: (casually) "Actually no, I can't figure mine out."

Goku: "Yeah, I hear ya."
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DBZ episode Password is Porunga"

Krillin(Talking about the Restoration Charaber): Woah, mondo cool.

Vegeta (thinking): "That's right boys, mondo cool."

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Here's one from Pokemon that I'll always remeraber:

Pokemon episode: School of Hard Knocks

(Ash Misty and Brock are looking at a picture of a pretty girl)

Misty: "It's a girl?"

Ash: "Oh yeah, you're right about that!"

Brock: "She can violate my rights if..."
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So...anyone have any other good ones?
 
FUNi's DBZ is full of these.
Yamcha: Cat loves food. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

As well as Sgt. Frog

Tamama: Are you going to probe us?
Keroro: If you are please be gen-till....

Tamama: Let's sing a duet
Keroro: Oooh, I'll be the lead singer
Tamama: Oooh, I'll be the girl!

Tamama: Oh, don't worry Sarge, it's only cake and (realizes his cake is gone) WHO STOLE MY CAKE! I'LL KILL YOU ALL IF I HAVE TO!

The Digimon dubs are great too.
Joe: I'm hanging by my elbows while you're in La-la land!
Gomamon: I wonder what it's like to have elbows?

Divermon: Red Leader to Blue Leader. Areas 13-18 are clear
Divermon: Gold Leader to Read Leader. Areas 23 and 24 are clear too.
Divermon: Listen! Phil, Sid. How many times do I have to tell you guys that there are only three of us. You can call me Jim!
 
Miria: Wow, even if we found nothing, *runs out* I'm so EXCITED!!! *echoe echoe echoe* *fish jumps*

Issac: Y'know Miria...
Miria: What's up, cat daddy?
Isaac: I just got this feeling like we never even aged...am I right?
Both: AAH!!!!!
Issac: MIRIA!!!!
Miria: ISAAC!!! *they both hug each other*
Isaac: I don't know what is happening to us, but does this mean we're constantly being born anew?!
Miria: Refreshed! Like everyday is our birthday!
Isaac: Miria, we have to celebrate! Let's get everyone together and a have a party!
Miria: INCREDIBLE, Isaac! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
*And Many Birthdays to Come*

- Baccano

Oh, how I love these two...XDD
 
Three from Black Lagoon, Episode 6.

Neo-Nazi Officer: So you're still alive, little girl? I compliment you on your audaciousness! The name I've proudly carried since birth is Fritz Stanford. I am the acting captain of the glorious Aryan Socialist Union, and you a nefarious grave robber. This is clearly the most fated of confrontations! For the sake of those who died for the Union, you shall atone with your blood! BEHOLD!

*brandishes The Golden Gun*

Officer: Witness this mighty gun I wield! I call it the Eisenreich Luger Special! The barrel is the Luger Artillery Long and the frame is hardened carbon. Featuring a thick grip and a two-bullet charaber, it is clearly one-of-a-kind. This weapon is far too destructive to simply be referred to as specialized in man-stopping! I am the only one on Earth capable of taming this terrible gun! *laugh* Are you afraid? There's no way you're not! Now witness the awesome power of the-

*Revy shoots officer*

Revy: Shut the [expletive deleted] up.




Old Nazi: You are a wise man. You know, it's a real shame you're black.

Dutch: I'll take that as a compliment.




Old Nazi: As for you, black man, that was a splendid job. If you were fortunate enough to have been born an Aryan, I would have sent you an Iron Cross.

Dutch: I don't want one. All I want's the money... you Nazi [expletive deleted].

Old Nazi: Honesty is wonderful. Hypocrisy runs this world. I sincerely wish your kind will one day be wiped off the face of this planet.

Dutch: Thank you kindly. And I sincerely wish that you rot in hell.
 
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