Oh would you like to follow West Brom
Come up the Hawthorns and cheer 'em on
Remember Regis, Astle and Brown
Or would you rather be a clown
(WHAT'S A CLOWN?)
A clown is an Animal who follows the blues
It sits on the Tilton just to watch its team lose
They've got no trophies
They've got no class
They've got Karren Brady and she takes it up the a*se
So If you don't want' to sh*g Brady
come up the Albion with me
Or would you rather be a seal?
(WHAT'S A SEAL?)
A seal is an animal that sits on a rock
It licks its own a*se and it plays with its c*ck
they've got no grace, they've got no style
They've got John Gregory who's a paedophile
So if you don't want to sh*g Gregory
come up the Albion with me
Or would you rather be a wolf?
(WHAT'S A WOLF?)
A wolf is an animal that eats its own sh*t
It don't know how to talk but it knows how to spit
It'll rob your Granny
It'll take her bag
It'll give it to its sister and then take her for a sh*g
So if you don't want to sh*g your family come up the Albion with me