Ode to the potato chip?

S

Sour Girl ?'s NY!

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just read an article they make you fat. alas, i shall have to say goobye to them.

i will miss them.

i really loved them. so crispy so salty.

sigh.
You people are just awesome! How can I pick best answer! How!! KAHN!!!
 
Oh tater chip, tater chat
Why you make me so damn fat?
I eat you when I watch TV
I drink & then I have to pee
I even eat you off the floor
Your crispy crunch I do adore
I eat the weird discolored ones
Though my fatass may weigh tons
Oh tater chip, I won't quit
I never was exactly fit
 
Try the popchips! I actually like them better than lays or ruffles, because they're crispier and not so greasy, and they've got no fats, AND they aren't made with that o'lean stuff that gave everybody anal leakage!

To answer your question:

O salty chips,
gone straight to the hips.
So laden with dips;
both the chips AND the hips!
 
I like Cheetos. Nothing wrong with having a few every now and then. :)

Hi Mary! :) Sorry about yesterday. I hope that you will please forgive me. I'm just not myself when I can't be at home. :'(
 
Don’t leave me, chip
Not yet, not now

Salty like an uncle
Golden and crisp
You quench me
You never abandon me

Don’t leave me, chip
Not yet, not now

Sometimes you are folded
I eat you at night
It is not shameful
Flab is your gift

Don’t leave me, chip
Not yet, not now
 
she was a potatoe farmer
i told her dad i wouldn't harm her
she picked her spuds
in fancy duds
she liked the lettuce man
love me in the fall harvest like you can
i hacked off her head
left her for dead
i told her dad i lied
and made him eat potatoes
until he died
until he died
until he died
oly out
 
So we're left with rice cakes? RICE CAKES! I'd rather eat dirt. More flavor, and its probably better for you. Like Miller Lite as a beer. Tastes great! Less filling! No it doesn't, and who cares? Why am I drinking beer? To get DRUNK! ARRRGH! (For further explanation see my avitar...)
 
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