Ode to the All You Can Eat Buffet...critique?....join me?

[Yidiot]

Weeks of waiting
My coupons in hand
The smells the fanfare
This opening truly is grand

My eyes darting, toes curled
My skin sweaty and green
Bowels rumbling…groaning
Like a dying …submarine.

Eyes bulging…
Orifices enlarged
Elbows at the ready
It’s open….CHARGE!!!

 

[D-Mag]

Are you sure the eyes were the only thing bulging?

 

[Unlizzard]

I hope it's not a golden corral, I'll pull a chair right up to the serving line