Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
That sat down beside her
And frightened Miss mUffet away
LOL, my husband tried to tell it to my second cousin and he's like, "Little MIss Muffet sat on her tuffet drinking her jam and bread," it was really funny and Layla didn't get it at all.