Nuns

[serene irene]

2 ninjas could hold their own against God.

Heres on. Tag Team. A Ninja and Jesus vs. A Nun and Detective Stabler.

 

[FairyWind]

God has a spaceship and lasers. Ninja's have black pajamas and shitty fake swords. You do the math.

 

[Blink 182 ❤]

;807929']Hayden Christensen also had a spaceship and lasers. You will NEVER convince me that he could beat Grey Fox in a fight.

God would be like, "hey ninjas. You guys are cool. You're too badass for me to kill. So if you piss me off, I'll destroy creation all at once so you won't have anything to trash"...and then the ninjas are like, "okay... truce. But you gotta give us lots of bitches"...and God is like, "yeah, sure. Take them from the Pirates. They're gay anyway and they don't need them"...and the ninjas are like, "hell yeah"...and God is just like, "cool".

The end.

 

[TheFamilyAccount]

Really? I must be delusional. Nuns don't actually look like this? There must be maybe 1, 2, 3 or 47 that come close.

:happysad:

 

[Ryan A Hart]

;807943']Must... break... the hymen.

I'm jealous of God.

 

[queenhenide776]

(Insert joke involving combining ninjas and nuns or something here)

 

[hevans1944]

Who says nuns aren't teh sexy?

I know this sounds wrong, but I actually slept with a Catholic nun one time. Their values are not that strong obviously.... anyway. She always seemed kind of cute, and then when we hooked up and I had her in my room and she took that frock off... she was so friggin' hawt, I almost lost control.

I think a lot of nuns out there are like Middle Eastern women. They walk around in those robes 99.9% of the time... but when that robe comes off, you feel like you're already in heaven.

 

[Agent Krug]

I demand proof. Preferably in .mpg format.

 

[nae_butt]

Are you the Pope?

 

[hazah]

my brother got suspended from high school for a month for painting a picture in art class of jesus passionately kissing a nun. Prudes.

 

[DeliciouslyBETH]

;808432']I want to buy that picture.