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*Pickles*

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I want to fuck them.. ALL OF THEM. But they're all celibate, right? If so, then why is life so cruel to me? I've been told that I have a disease: Naughty Nun Syndrome (NNS), but that only goes to show that if there's a God, then he wants me to suffer under the nonsexual graces of his favorite bitches.
 
Wow, this may be the first time I've ever heard somebody speak of this syndrome. Is it just the curiousity you have about them, or do you really get physically attracted to them?

I can't give you any tips on scoring with a nun though. Not really my area of specialty.
 
well, we officially ruined this poor fella's cry for help (or attention) by jacking this thread. We all need to be punished.

Now go to my room!;)
 
Well, first off, you cant fuck nuns. Their vaginas are portals to the gates of hell. And old unsanitary ones at that.
Second, nuns are the ugliest chicks that ever fell out of their mothers, united together under the idea of never marrying or having sex. None of them are physically acceptable for either.

Sorry nuns, keep doing your thing.
 
;807857']You know what, I'm gonna buy Danni a nun outfit. It is kinda hot, in a 'you can't get this because it belongs to Jesus' kind of way.
 
Nuns are not married to Jesus you tards, they are married to God. Using married in the term of giving your life to another, so forth and so on.

God owns ninjas.

And ur mom.
 
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