Have you ever noticed that nudists are most often the people you would prefer not to see nude? Fat, pasty, hairy, sagging, whatever; put your fucking clothes back on before I harpoon you. It just ruins the whole nude beach or Burning Man experience.
I was once told, "You're supposed to look with better eyes than that." What kind of eyes? X-ray eyes? Eyes on 8' stalks? Because that's what it would take, since your fat-assed wife is blocking out everything else in this hemisphere.
It's like fat people in spandex. Just because they will sell it to you doesn't mean that you should wear it. Just because the event is "clothing optional" does not mean that you, specifically, should go in the raw.
I was once told, "You're supposed to look with better eyes than that." What kind of eyes? X-ray eyes? Eyes on 8' stalks? Because that's what it would take, since your fat-assed wife is blocking out everything else in this hemisphere.
It's like fat people in spandex. Just because they will sell it to you doesn't mean that you should wear it. Just because the event is "clothing optional" does not mean that you, specifically, should go in the raw.
