Not sure how to put this as the title, but, wanna hear another joke?

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There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go home.

As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk.

So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.

By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he leaned over her, put his face right next to hers and said;

"Not very f..kin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"
 
Hehehehe...........Made me think of a time, years ago when I was working as a student nurse in a local psyciatric hospital. I had been sent to another ward for something and passed a nun, sat on the ward. Thinking she was visiting the poor unfortunates, I politely said 'Good morning, sister'. I realised she was in fact a patient when she calmly told me to f..k off !!

Thanks for the laugh. x
 
It was pretty good; you could however replace the last line with a word that won't need to be bleeped.
 
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