Nose-horn

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juicyfruit

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Whenever I blow my nose, it always makes a loud horn-like sound. Come to think of it, it may sound more like an elephant. I think it's hereditary or something. I guess I could blow lighter, but then I might not get all the boogers out.

It sucks because if I'm in a public place, I really don't want to make that noise. And I don't really hear people doing it. Maybe it hasn't become hip yet. So if I sneeze in public, I can't really blow my nose, even in the bathroom. I just wipe the snot off my face and snort the rest back down my throat. Wow, that's disgusting lol. But hey, that's what happens. It's not like I'm a weirdo.

I guess I shouldn't care what people think about the sounds that my nose makes, but it's embarrassing. Plus I don't want to annoy or scare people. I get made fun of if I do it in front of my friends. If I did it at a club or something, I definitely wouldn't get laid, unless some freaky girl was turned on by that type of stuff.

Do any of your noses make that sound? Can everyone do it but I'm the only moron that does it all the time? Maybe I just blow my nose too hard.

That probably doesn't help my brain.
 
Um... its usually polite to just go to the bathroom. I mean... who wants to bullshit with someone at the dinner table who just blew their nose... or hang out in the club with someone that just blew their nose and didnt wash their hands.

I'm thinking you're just a bit of a hippy about it. I would just excuse myself and do whatever you need to do in the bathroom away from people.
 
Do you not fart in the bathroom? Do you not make odd smells in the bathroom? Burp and other nasty things... thats what the place is for. Be loud man. Its just your shnoze bro.

I have a big nose, i make all kinda noise. And if im in public and someone jeers at me, i tend to just look at them with crazed eye's and make the most loud and dramatic noises as possible and then extend a warm greeting.

If people are judging your bodily functions... they're pretty much a worthless piece... if its comical... just go with it. They're not laughing at you as much as you could be laughing at yourself... wait... um they're lauging with you if you laugh along side... no ...

Oh you get the point.
 
You know epidimic i think that you an i have alot in common. i just wanted to let you know that i too love elephants and that i too would not hold that against someone. i hope you realize what i am saying. Thank you and i love you.
 
My husband makes a loud noise when he blows his nose, and I always tease him.

I can't blow my nose really loud, but I sneeze super loud. I dunno why. I love to sneeze though.
 
This is so not a big deal. if i made a loud noise blowing my nose i'd just laugh and be like "yeah, so?"

just go to the bathroom if you're that self concious.
 
Being self conscious is retarded. Unless there is some ridiculously hot female there, or male if you are into that kind of thing, you shouldn't care.
 
Hey baby... what do you say we get to know each other better?
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