okay, tell me if you know someone who can top this.
there's this guy here at my college who dresses like a nazi. showers once a week (not exaggerating). he'll walk right into your room (MAJOR pet peeve of mine) and then he'll lay on your bed. now you have to burn those sheets because they smell worse than shit on sulfur. i honestly dont think he knows what deodorant is. has reeky bad breath. he smokes every damn time he steps foot outside. laughs at everything (dont get me wrong here, i do it too. but his laugh is so fucking annoying, that it makes you wanna shoot yourself right then and there). he claims to know and have done everything (like for example, one night we were at dinner and someone asked how you say goodbye in japanese. me, being the goofy dude that i am, just slur out a long string of random words. this guy stupidly says, "yeah that's it". later my friend looked it up, it was sayonara). that sorta thing. he carries a knife everywhere he goes and has told me that he sleeps with 2 shotguns next to his bed back home. he follows me everywhere i go. the other week, my friends came to visit me on their spring break and this guy fucking assumes that he's invited to go out to eat with us! fuck off already, god damn! he cant keep his hands off of girls, and they're afraid to say anything, so i gotta step in and tell him to knock it the fuck off. he has to repeat the same fucking joke 10 or 11 times before someone tells him to shut the hell up.
and he wonders why im trying to avoid his creepy ass
who's the most annoying person you can think of?
there's this guy here at my college who dresses like a nazi. showers once a week (not exaggerating). he'll walk right into your room (MAJOR pet peeve of mine) and then he'll lay on your bed. now you have to burn those sheets because they smell worse than shit on sulfur. i honestly dont think he knows what deodorant is. has reeky bad breath. he smokes every damn time he steps foot outside. laughs at everything (dont get me wrong here, i do it too. but his laugh is so fucking annoying, that it makes you wanna shoot yourself right then and there). he claims to know and have done everything (like for example, one night we were at dinner and someone asked how you say goodbye in japanese. me, being the goofy dude that i am, just slur out a long string of random words. this guy stupidly says, "yeah that's it". later my friend looked it up, it was sayonara). that sorta thing. he carries a knife everywhere he goes and has told me that he sleeps with 2 shotguns next to his bed back home. he follows me everywhere i go. the other week, my friends came to visit me on their spring break and this guy fucking assumes that he's invited to go out to eat with us! fuck off already, god damn! he cant keep his hands off of girls, and they're afraid to say anything, so i gotta step in and tell him to knock it the fuck off. he has to repeat the same fucking joke 10 or 11 times before someone tells him to shut the hell up.
and he wonders why im trying to avoid his creepy ass
who's the most annoying person you can think of?