Dude, if you or anyone else purchases the N95 or like $1K phone and drops it in the first 1mth needs a kick in the balls for being completely incompetent. No offense but I'd kick myself if it was me.
Speak for yourself, I squirt just as hard, as much as I used to when I was 16 with no cellphone. My balls look just as juicy says the wife. I have no clue what phone your using, but if its the satellite phone don't put that in your pocket. If your a speed trap cop, dont put the radar gun in your lap - that has been proven to fry your nads.
Just kidding guys having fun.
But seriously something has to happen to anyone dropping & destroying a $1'000 dollar phone in the 1st mth.