There is no need to disparage the N8 by making up nonsense when there is enough to complain about without doing so.
The 5.1 that comes out of the N8 is real Dolby Digital Plus. If you have the content (ostensibly a DVD or BR rip with a 5.1ch audio track?) and a 5.1 channel surround sound system, you will get real 5.1 channel Dolby Digital sound. It's not simulated. I don't know what there is to complain about with regards to the N8's ability to portably playback 720p HD media - I think this is very cool and I know I would use it because I find myself wishing I had it today. What device on the market can provide this functionality at the moment?
You also cannot fairly say anything about out of memory errors because you've never seen the phone in operation. I've seen one demo of the N8 with an out of memory error and that was probably six months ago on very early software - never since then. Running out of memory was have been the least of the user's concerns with software at that state. Is it possible that the 256MB memory and S^3's demand paging is enough? Why not wait and see instead of just tossing out tired cliches?
As for the browser, that's a real issue and one that Nokia deserves a shellacking for. Nokia's current browser is pretty decent in terms of its ability to render faithfully, but it hasn't really advanced whereas page content and user demands have, plus it's brutally slow. What have they been doing for 1.5-2 years that they couldn't manage to deliver a new Qt browser with a major OS milestone? Beats me but they're stupid. Then again, you can just install Opera. It's not like you don't have choices.
What's a little more upsetting is the incomplete multitouch implementation. Wow, so you can pinch and zoom in the browser and pictures. The only reason anyone uses this "meh" gesture is because Apple once advertised it like it came out of Jesus's behind and it somehow became prerequisite. How about a multitouch keyboard, so you can hold down the shift key? Way to go with prioritizing, there, Nokia.
You could make a lot more complaints too. The pre-order price is just one of them. The point is that the N8 will have its quirks out the door but then so does every single phone on Earth. If you think the device's features minus its quirks put it beyond redemption or that the price is unreasonable, then don't buy it. By another that suits your preferences. Or wait until the software is updated and re-evaluate then. If the issues aren't a big deal to you and you simply "need" it now, then by all means, spend more than it ought to cost buying it. If you want it but not at any cost, then wait. You will be rewarded with better software and pricing.
Point is that you don't need to make stuff up.