No! I do not want the fucking combo meal

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Sillywilly

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One time, I went up to the drive-thru window and was going to order a "Big N Tasty" but I didn't say that. I asked for a "Big N Nasty."

The window attendant's response?

"You want a WHAT?"
 
LOL!! Nice Danni.

I once went to a Mcdonalds and asked for a Whopper. I got cussed out through the little speaker. However, I refused to leave until I got one. Lol maybe I deserved it...
 
A certain amount of unhealthiness is an acceptable trade for very tasty items. Tasty food is pleasurable, just as alcohol buzzes are. French fries fail at both counts, so they are a extremely low value.

I hear you about the registers, Unspun. I didn't attribute the problem in the thread opening to the workers, I said it was a script, but you say it's the registers. Fair enough. Then it's the management fault for buying piece of shit equipment. Setting a system that requires the workers to systematically interrupt customers is serious fucking fail.

What DG refers to is sometimes called in Asshole-speak as upselling. At lot of people claim that as soon as time-travel is invented, everyone's first time involves trying to kill Hitler. I think my first trip will be the brutal murder of whoever invented that annoying concept. My complaint is about interuption-upselling. DG's gripe is equally valid, disregard-upselling.
 
;1007799']I really, really despise the fast food service here.

Well, on base- it seems like they went and found the worst possible people that they could legally hire. I mean, there should be some law against having that much of an attitude. I've taken to saying "Oh, I beg your pardon. How could I have been so foolish? Here I am bringing my hard-earned money to purchase food, and I actually expect service from you?"

Off-post, it seems like you actually do get what you pay for in the extreme. If you can decipher what they are saying- which seems to be a mixture of "Ghetto-speak" and "irreversable brain damage to a toddler" -it's generally brief interrogative statements. Plus, they fuck my order up to the extent where I almost thing these people want someone to shoot the place up. I mean, how fucking hard is "plain with cheese"? Am I asking for some wierd alien burger? No, I'm not. It's ONE button nowadays. For the people cooking it, I am asking for LESS work.

Oh well. Good luck being anything more than a McFuckup for the rest of your life.
 
Ha Ha ...doody!


The other day I was at McD's and ordered a large coffee and sausage McMuffin. They said a meal with a hashbrown would be cheaper. I said no (I don't like their greasy ass hashbrowns). Fuckers gave it to me anyway. I took it out of the bag and layed it on the counter as I walked out.
 
I love McDonalds hash browns.... Except for the way you can feel the grease as it congeals all over the inside of your mouth when you bite into one. You just know that shit sticks to the walls of your arteries the same way.
 
I stopped eating fast food because it's just not as good as "real" food, and it's expensive.

I got tired of eating out, so I just started grilling fish.

I don't have a large budget, since my job laid me off without telling me, so my entire diet is pretty much fish.


It's cheap, good for you, and full of mercury.
 
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