No! I do not want the fucking combo meal

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You know what grinds my fucking gears? Fast food joints mandating a script for their workers to follow when customers place orders that require them to interrupt me in the middle of a fucking order to ask me if I want the combo meal for the first item I asked for. If I wanted the combo meal, I would asked for the blah-blah-blah combo meal, I wouldn't have requested a blah-blah-blah followed by a blah-blah-blah.

You know what else grinds my motha fuck'n gears? Fast food and restaurant combo meals. 99% of the time, a fast food combo "meal" is a small entree item with a drink and french fries. I can't stand "french fries". If I want something really unhealthy, it better be something really enjoyable. French fries, on top of being an affront to name of French food, are blandness wrapped within greasiness. I'll take combo meals seriously when fast food invents a new side item besides fried potatoes.

Fast food scientists are constantly researching new ways to piss me off.
 
Did you just want the sandwich or the combo?




Would you like to supersize that?





Would you like to try two apple pies for only a dollar with that today?
 
Luckily they don't do that much here, although I haven't been in a burger joint in a loong time...


I'd just give them a paper with what to order and have really big sunglasses. Then it would confuse them and maybe they'd shutup :D It could work.
 
What exactly is healthy to eat at a fast food joint?

Some of them have some salads on the menu but other than that, I don't recall there being a combo meal that is 'good for you' coupled with fries. *shrugs*
 
That depends on your definition of fast food. Not all fast food establishments serve burgers; Taco Bell has a "fresco" menu for example. Arby's sells wraps. Subway has a lot of subs that are good for you. McDonalds has a grilled chicken sandwich that isn't any worse for you than a box of mac n cheese. A few burger joints out here in Orlando have all natural beef, but burgers aren't really good for you no matter how you look at it. There was a place back in Missouri called "Steak Out" that delivered steak, and steak is pretty good for you.
Anyways, I'm rambling now but you get the picture.
 
some of the salads are actually as unhealthy as any of the hamburgers :tongue:


Over here they are done with the whole supersize me, and trying to get us buying larger by giving us gifts, like "you get a dvd with 6episodes of c.s.i if you get a gold meal". (Silver is larger fries and coke, Gold is HUGE fries and coke)


The best thing about McDonalds, or whatever fastfood joint, is that the ice/water is to be free. So when there are larger parties we get ice from there.(We don't have ice machine thingys like you do, I've seen them on tellie,we don't have em)
 
Oh and Woodreaux, that's probably not a script, it's probably the fucking cash register. I work at Firehouse Subs. I have to input the subs in the following order Type-Bread Type-Condiments-Combo and if I try to do it in any other order, the fucking POS says ERROR and i have to delete the ENTIRE order and do it again, so cut the idiot worker some slack.
 
That place was AWESOME!!! They still open?

Also, there was this place in Spanish lake that had salads and pizza's, can't remember the name, but that food was great too.



In FL, it's that place and Moe's that I go out to eat at. I've heard of a place named something like "The green tomato" or something that I've heard good things about, but never been there yet.

As for burgers, I found that it's cheaper, easier and faster to buy patties at the store, and cook em on a George Forman.
 
I'll take CL's # 2. (and yes, I mean in that way).

I hate it when I order the ten taco deal at taco bell or the three pizza deal at dominos and I say 'that's all I want, thanks' and they say 'would you like chicken wings/tots with that' and I say 'no, that's all I want' and then they say ' would you like drinks'

NO JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING FOOD AND STFU!
 
Oh, life story, so I have a jeep and I love to take the doors and the roof off. Sometimes, I'll skip the speaker box and go right to the window. This guy was taking my order and turned to ask if I wanted that shit, I guess he hadn't looked at me till then, and was like, "DUDE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY DOORS."

Total stoner.
 
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