Nicky Nine door

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michael405419

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Ok, i have some little punk fucking kids who think its amazingly funny to ring my door bell just before midnight. Thing is, I work early fucking mornings and having to wake up to that shit is fucking annoying. They've done it at the same time 2 nights in a row. Tomorrow night they aren't gonna be so fucking lucky. Me and Mickey mantle are paying those rat fuckers a nice visit.
 
Little cocksuckers are getting a fuckin lesson in customer service....

Baseball bat, paintball gun, or some other really kickass weapon I haven't thought of?
 
fuck that nonsense. do it the right way.

take your doorbell and bring AC power leads right up through the plastic. leave both ends exposed but try to camouflage them, and make sure they do not touch each other or anything conductive. if you do it right, you can put it on a switch and plug it in to the wall or something.

when they go to press it they'll get one hell of a shock. and they'll NEVER COME BACK TO YOUR HOUSE AGAIN.

~ dan ~

alternatively, you could put a digital camera or something similar in the peephole and use the doorbell to snap a picture?

but fuck being nice.

or do like i would. load up a shotgun with some rock salt and lie in wait. when they get to the door all giggly, open it and they'll be facing down two big fucking barrels ON YOUR PROPERTY. "if you were smart, you'd go home and NEVER SET FOOT ON THIS PROPERTY AGAIN." it's a bit redneck style, but here in the states it's perfectly legal(ish).
 
no this is what you do get a real mean pitbull that cant bark and chain him to your patio or what ever you have then bammmmm those little fucking bitchs get torn apart, fucking worthless scumm sucking ass faggots kill them kill them kill them
 
Tell you what go to the store buy a can of mace or pepper spray and when you hear them come up open the door and mace them...that way they won't be runnig away anytime soon seeing as they can't see! Then take your time with them I recommend breaking their index fingers so that they can't ring the door bell....oh yeah, make sure you drag them inside so that you can't get into trouble with the police! Then as more publice humiliation shave their eyebrowls off!! That's always fun cause then they have to explain to their friends and family why they are missing!!

Oh yeah, BTW, evil can be so fun! :sfork:
 
Bring over some of your bigger friends and arm them with bats and knives and when the fuckers come jump out on them and be like what the fucks your problem and all scare them. But I gotta say, that electric shock idea sounds pretty awesome. Do that one if you can.
 
So wait, its legal to do ANYTHING to a person if they're in your house? screw that, those friggen burglers are getting a friggen sniper rife shot in the head next time they come over here instead of just a warning bullet into my moms floor
 
Too bad that isnt true. More people get sued by the BURGALER, then they do for other shit. (input acting scequence) *breaks window to get in.. Hrm this diamond ring looks nice. (Victim) Drop the ring fucker * Victim swings and breaks the burgaler's back. Burgaler sues the victim for assault with a deadly weapon and wins.

Its bullshit. I want to know what type of fucking judge would let this shit pass in court.


either way they havent come tonite.. So i'll be waiting tomorrow.
 
Gah, bummer. i really wanted to see someone get shot by a rifle at point blank.



Hey wait, would it work if ya killed the person? no chance to sue and they were on your property IN your house
 
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