need sex

well the bronx zoo is free to enter i believe.. but you are right about the gas money... however what if none of the neighbors have dogs? you think a cat would work?
 
I have never been to New York. I was suppose to go last year but my friend sold me out.

Anyway, I think a CAT is too small... well I guess it all depends on his size, and his taste. Personally, I don't like cats that much.
 
LMFAO!! hmm... wow, after reading my own post it would seem that I would hump a dog and not a cat as you pointed out.

I am honest when I say, I wasn't talking of my sexual preferences. I was just giving the thread starter an option to his problem.
 
To get back on topic a little...

Ooh, haven't had sex in six months. We're all crying you a fucking river. I haven't gotten laid ever. At least you had someone in the first place. Anyone who thinks six months without sex is a long time should hang themselves.
 
As I have already said, being a virgin is NOT as bad as going a long time without sex after already having it. If you don't know what you're missing, you're not going to miss it AS MUCH.
 
I heard that if you're going the beastiality route, it's best to get a duck.

Apparently, you can get a real good handle on them. :thumbsup:
 
Everyone needs sex of some kind. It's one of the three needs in life; food, water, and sex (being touched). Air is important too. Heck, touch is so important that perfectly healthy babies who don't get held at all will die. So yes, u and everyone else on the face of the planet needs sex. :tongue:
 
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